Dr. Vernal's Diary

I provided half of that website...lol

Welcome to the secret society.... Tracy DiMera?!?!?! Are you by any chance a cast member of Days Of Our Lives? lol

HOLA!!!!! 

PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBER....REBECCA WHO ONLY SPEAKS BAWLMORESE SEING THAT SHE *IS* FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF BALTIMORE.... AND MY GHETTO-ASS-MASTER-OF-90'S-RIFFS-AND RUNS COUSIN TRACY!

hahaha - Knowing your family that sounds very normal... I love The Vernals though:D Who the hell is Jason Derulo?!?!

I think y'all are gonna like this website:

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

it's funny.

Also!...i want to get Tanaka's opinion on Jason Derulo's dance moves...has anyone seen him dancing??....uhhhh..

haha....yes, there WAS the wistfulling poetry now, wasn't there?  Awww---good memories.  haha...And you think I could write an anthology?? Oh my!....Have i been on THAT many bad dates?? haha.  Keep in mind I was wistfulling for nearly 2.5 years

Ah yes Colleen - you ARE my man.Oh Mr. Swihart - thank you for finally making an honest woman out of me. Louis - you snooze, you lose.

Of course I contributed. I don't think you even know this humdinger! It's a little embarrassing, please don't judge me anymore than you already have.

And you just have ONE story? I think you could write an anthology. Wistfulling -ly waiting. HA HA HA.

whoa whoa whoa, Mrs. Vernal-please don't get so upset with your newly wedded husband. I should explain-that was my doing-I was the one that suggested to him it would be funny to see everyones' worst dates....I was inspired by the model with 1/2 a brain story...(AND I have a good story to tell-damn it!-haha) So if you want to take it out on someone, I'm your man. But, pu-lease-like you don't have some good stories to tell?! I mean-really!- Stop your bitchin' and start your venting, honey! I liked your communisim comment though-hee hee.

As to Tanaka's comment regarding my twin-sister Amy Winehouse, yes its true...as we were leaving the baby shower, and I was ALREADY using the scarf to cover my ears, I had to loan her this bandana to wrap in her hair. She and I WERE feeling about the exact same on that day--as you can clearly see from the resemblances 

WTF, Mr. V ???

What's up with making US do the work for YOUR next blog? Nice! Looks like you can take the man out of communism, but not the communism out of the man.   Listen, Tricky McTrickerson, the only time you'll get me to talk about myself is . . . well . . . . nevermind, that's not going to prove my point.

Hey, what about YOUR worst date?

NO, why would I be jealous? Actually where are you right now? 

No she's not blood relative, but she does have a drinking policy somewhat similar to Amy's - haha!!!! What do you have to say in your defense Miss Colleen?!?

By the way, I'm sitting @ whole foods having lunch right now... jealous?

ha ha awesome entry - totally made my day!

That Colleen girl wouldn't happen to b related to Amy winehouse

What the fuck!!!!!!! You told that story really well jackass LOL!

I do apologize for Natasha... But then again she did provide 93% of the fun we had that night. I'll never forget Bryan dry humping the bouncer! PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and btw why haven't you told you friend Colleen about us? U embarrassed by us...huh? Durachock   

hahahahaha... I'll NEVER forget that night!!! And I take pride in being compared to David  Remember how bruised up I was that next day?

PS - I don't think you did Natasha and her retardment enough justice though... Rember when she said something about wanting to be as thin as the africans, but without the flies!!??!! Idiot haha!!!!

Orla - She was a keeper, better luck next time  

Finally read your anthill post and LOVED it.  My only question is why did you stop Hiltler Jr. or Dorothy as I like to call him (clicking his heels twice before going back to his Fahrad) after just 30 seconds of him screaming like a maniac?....I would have preferred you wait 30 mins. and THEN tell him you don't speak German!   That would have gotten his liederhosen in a wad.  But loved the observation!! Good work!

Colleen I think it's turning in to a book now with all the absurd stories we have to share... But that's another PRICELESS ONE!!! That one is DEFINITELY going on the blog  

Hmm good one Colleen - VERY good one!!!!!

Orla -  Do you REALLY want me to make that story public? But you're kinda leaving me no choice!

or....how about how amazing we felt at THE baby shower of the century!!! haha.  And all that was entailed at that event, the before, during, and after....at Neuss Hbf-- "Oh! Who's dog is that?? :)" haha....good memories, Louis-oh excuse me, Sir Kuhlschrankov! -Cauliflower

next blog...? Blairwitch, breaking dishes, and y'alls verbal attack to one another in Russian....?

Eto Pravdo! How about telling that story on your blog (of course leaving out me) LOL!!! 

BTW - That wasn't the spider club dipshit... that was Россия!!!!!

Guys help me... What should my next blog be about?

I just wanted to leave a comment with my photo.

LMAO.... Wasn't that the time where you two where playing hide&seek in the restroom? And when that 12-foot bouncer asked us to leave, Bry spanked him and called babygirl?! LOL

Wow - once again someone has called you on your obnoxiousness from just looking at your picture Bry - haha!!! 

Thank you for blessing. A tip of the narcissistic hat to you

the spider club? Really? I thought you were banned from that place!

And please don't ask me to refresh you memory... Cause I will!!!!

To be honest i think Jesus Tanaka is WAY better than Bryan!

Jesus Tanaka VS Subzero. 

I'm only attending my baby shower is Hailey brings that awesome spinach dip, Colleen wears a scarf, and Louis is hungover.

OK. Well, we know Louis will deliver.

PS:

Predictable, predictable, I deliberately didn't punctuate Jesus Tanaka to see if you would say something about it. I'm glad you did, if not - I would have lost all hopes! I love it. Jesus Tanaka, he totally needs to be the next  Mortal Kombat character.

Spider Club? Isn't that the dirtiest club in the world? (And the world, by definition, *is* Hollywood) I can't go there, it's not safe to catch an STD WHILE pregnant, you numnuts! I'm having enough trouble staying hygenic. Speaking of raw fish . . .

doo de doo -

Isn't this why I quit Facebook!? Dr. Vernal, how could you do this to me!

Well it all sounds very romantic! You have my blessing... I've already made reservations at the spider-cub in hollywood for the baby shower   

If you're married to Nikita I'm guessing a bottle of Grey Goose would be an appropriate wedding gift?

As far as I know you can drink throughout the pregnancy as long as you don't eat raw fish you're good.

PS: It's Bryan Tanaka not Jesus Tanaka, But you can call me thedumbobnoxious12yearold   

Jesus Tanaka, way to point out that we had to elope because I was up the pole with our bastard child.

Louis told me everyone would be kind enough to turn the other cheek, but thanks for outing me on the intraweb.

Coffee? I'm only drinking vodka until the 2nd trimester. You realize I'm Mrs. Vernal, right?

PS: Speaking of photos, which 12 year old, dumb, and obnoxious guy are you? The one in the foreground or the one in the background?

Thanks for the warm wishes - hopefully I will meet you over the holidays. You bring the spike, I'll bring my egg's, nogged. And we'll totally put the video on Youporn.

Peace.

Mrs. Vernal!?!?!

Have I missed something? And why wasn't I invited to the wedding?

I thought I was gonna be your best man...Or at least the DJ!

Well welcome to the family Mrs. Vernal, let's have a coffee sometime and I'll tell you ALL about your new husband and his days as a bachelor... Hell I might even dig up sum old photos

You're in trouble Dr. Vernal - haha 

What's UP my negroes!

Oh wait, wrong blog.

Take 2:

What's UP Freaks of All Industries?  

U menya vso normalno. A kak ti?

Pozvoni mne

ROLF LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kak dela moy drug?

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